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October 1, 2009 (Phi) - Google Inc. has finally answer the massive internet strike against them by the Philippine Spammer Team after a 6 days of silence. In a statement released by Google this morning, they are explaining why payouts has been delayed and they are hoping that Philippine Spammer Team and those other spammer group around the world understand it.

Below is the statement by Google Inc. released 11:00 AM this morning.

"We are very sorry to all our adsense publishers who waited for their payouts since 24th of September. We were not able to sent the payment details the next day because our people here in Google has been busy preparing for our 11th birthday celebration. And on Monday some of our employee has to go on-leave to check their families in the Philippines that were affected by typhoon and we also sent our people to Philippines for a relief operations, that's why we've been out for a couple of days and was not able to process everything. For the next day, we will be sending people to Samoa island for another relief operation.

Hope you all understand it and we will try our best to improved our services to all of you.

Hoping for your kind consideration and patience, God Bless to all!

Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View, CA 94043
"
Soon after the statement of the Big G, Philippine Spammer Team members and other Spammer Union members around world received their payment details and they are now ready to claim their payout in Western Union.

"We're glad, finally its here, my family has been hardly hit by the flood cause by typhoon Ondoy and this money is a great help to start." said by one of the members.

"Everyone is happy now and we are hoping that this will not happen again." said by Philippine Spammer Team president.

Philippine Spammer Team and other Spammer Unions around the world has also stopped their massive internet strike against Google.

After celebrating its 11th birthday, Google is now facing a massive internet strike from its users. The group of internet users wants Google to explain why the release of payouts has been delayed. Read the full story below.

September 29, 2009 (Phi) - Mr. Watch Guy, President and founder of Philippine Spammer Team is calling all of his subordinates and members on a massive internet strike against the BIG G (Google Inc.). They were really mad for the delay of their monthly allowance coming from Google which is in the form of Google Adsense Revenues. Mr. Online Stream, Vice - President and co-founder of the team said that they had settled an appointment with Western Union Heads to claim their allowances. But problems started to occur - BIG G hasn't yet released the allowances for the Philippine Spammer Team.

The team are looking forward for a massive internet strike against BIG G. Members and non-members are encouraged to support Philippine Spammer Team.

"We need our payouts now, especially that we have to help our Filipino brothers and sisters that was affected by storm Ondoy" said Watch Guy, President and founder of Philippine Spammer Team.

"And some of our members has also affected and they need it to fix their properties that was being damaged by the typhoon" he added.

The group says, they will continue the internet strike until Google released their payouts.

After the success of her afternoon teleserye "Katursi: may Magnolia melk pa si nene sa labi", though it is not finish yet and continue to earn high ratings, here comes another teleserye that will surely capture our hearts, eyes, ears, lips and of course our nose. "Rusaleynda: mey amoy...mey amoy" the remake of the Mexican hit telenovela Rosalinda.

Starring is no other than Mommy Dionisia Paquiao as Rusaleynda with her leading man, well he is still unkonwn to public but if you will can see the promo banner you will know who it is and thats not definitely Ployd Meywider Sr.

Watch just how the two, battle in the obstacle courses to fight for their love and fine the true happiness in life with the help of the "GRANYELS".

Watch Katursi:"May Magnulya melk pa sa labi si nene", every afternoon before TV Patrol world.

Japanese always do crazy things including this one in the video. Watch the video so you'll know what I mean.

No room for errors.

Note: You should listen to the song too. put on your headphones.

Just after our lunch one of my colleagues told us about a man who cut his fathers head and cook it.  Since he only heard it from FM station he can't tell us more of the details so after we get back to the office I did visit some of the local online news to get more details on it.

Below is the full story

"Crazy man axes parents,cooks father’s head
By FELIPE V. CELINO

ROXAS City – A mentally-ill man axed to death his parents and cooked the severed head of his father early morning yesterday in Brgy. Linampungan, Pontevedra, Capiz.

Neighbors knew of 25-year-old Ferdinand dela Vega’s mental state but, they confessed, nothing had prepared them for his grisly crime.

Dela Vega repeatedly hacked his 56-year-old father Federico and 66-year-old mother Editha inside their house around 7 a.m. He beheaded Federico then cooked the head.

Dela Vega even seasoned his father’s head with salt and other seasonings, a relative who witnessed the incident said.

Police found Editha’s head fractured. Federico’s headless body was found on the kitchen floor.

Recovered from the crime scene were a 17-inch axe, a 12-inch knife and a 20-inch bolo.

The shaken relative who witnessed the crime said dela Vega placed his father’s head inside a pot of boiling water cooked it for some 20 minutes.

He also claimed to have seen dela Vega tasting his concoction.

Renato dela Cruz, 35, a neighbor and nephew of Editha, said he saw nothing unusual at first when the dela Vegas started their morning yesterday. Federico, a barangay kagawad, was at the backyard tending to his plants while Editha was fixing their bed.

Dela Vega came to his mother and asked for a glass of milk, dela Cruz said.

Editha obliged. She went to the kitchen. But as she was preparing the glass of milk, dela Vega all of a sudden hit her head with an axe.

Dela Cruz said his cousin repeatedly axed Editha, who fell on the floor and eventually died.

Federico, noticing something unusual inside the house, entered through the kitchen where his son was already waiting.

Dela Vega axed his father to death, too, dela Cruz said. To cut the old man’s head off, dela Vega used an espading (a bolo used to cut sugarcane).

The son then put his father’s head inside a pot and boiled it. He seasoned it with salt and other seasonings, dela Cruz said, and would taste the brew every now and then.

Dela Cruz also said his cousin was singing while cooking his father’s head.

Dela Cruz said he could do nothing but watch helplessly. He was afraid dela Vega would attack him, too, should he try to stop him.

Then he remembered former Sangguniang Bayan Member Armando Blasurca, and phoned him. A few minutes later, Blasurca arrived and neutralized the suspect.

The dela Vegas were tenants of Blasurca.

Dela Vega was taken to the Pontevedra police station.

An elder brother of the suspect, Carlos, confirmed that Ferdinand was indeed mentally-ill and in fact underwent treatment in 2003 at the Iloilo Provincial Hospital in Pototan, Iloilo.

A few days ago, Carlos said, Ferdinand asked permission from their parents to go to Manila with some relatives, but he was turned down. - PanayNews"

Presenting the Blue team all-around player and his Ussain Bolt like moment.

I am now a certified illegal blogger, lol :D

Here is the full post that received DMCA notification

"Another big event from WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) is on its way to give us a another jam pack action this weekend, Breaking Point 2009 will surely not going to fail us of giving a total entertainment. Exciting matches are on line, awaiting to give excitement and thrill. Breaking Point will feature the fights of some WWE superstar and ECW brands. There is Undertaker who will fight in a heavyweight submission fight. Also include in the matches are WWE Champion Randy Orton and John Cena who will face each other inside the ring in "I Quit" match. Other big names in the matches are Chris Jericho and Big Show who will fight for the tag team.So if you want a total weekend night entertainment don't miss to watch WWE Breaking Point live stream on Sunday, September 13."

Watch the Yellow "Watch Live" team as they go up against the Blue "Stream Online" team in the most highly anticipated basketball game in the first ever Eversun sports fest which takes place in Sports Complex.

This is the first time that both teams were going head-to-head, toe-to-toe, neck-to-neck, face-to-face and lips-to-lips to a title match.

"I'm excited," said one of the player of the Yellow Watch Live all-star. Usually we only play a friendly game but now were going to fight them with a prize at stake, he continued.

Both teams are composed of a young and very athletic players. Yellow Watch Live all-star has a lot of players that is being compared to the NBA players.

"We have a height advantage to them (referring to the Blue Online Stream all-star) and we have a lot of shooters we have a complete line up, we only have a bit problem on PG position." said by the captain of the Yellow team. But, as he continue, they will not let their guards down as the Blue Online Stream is a very dangerous opponent.

The Blue Online Stream has obviously a smaller line up but they have speed that the Yellow Watch Live can't match. Compare to the Yellow team, Blue Online Stream is loaded in the guard position and that could be lethal for the Blue team. They have a PG who plays like Chris Paul, Tony Parker and Deron Williams.

"We will going to beat them in speed." said the Blue team captain. "But first since we are small, we have to help each other to grab the rebound, co'z i believed in saying WHO CONTROLS THE GAME, CONTROLS THE REBOUND." he continued.

Watch the game on Sunday, September 20 at exactly 8:am ET live from the Iloilo Sports Complex.

You can also watch other game like volleyball men and women.

Yellow Watch Live probable first 5 
Ramises
JR
Oliver
Lee
Jeffrey

Blue Online Stream probable first 5
Andrie
Jomer
Ryan P
Ryan B
Jomar

Perdiction
Just ask Madam Auring

Stay tune on Sunday for the live updates.

Just check my blogger dashboard and I saw one comments waiting for moderation in my uzisero blog and when I read the comments I'm shock (kun abi lng nashock ako, just for the sake of thrill) truth is, I just laugh at it.

Heres the comment:

Who ever the owner of the blog, he/she is 'DESPERATELY' wants to earn from adsense. Damn the owner of that blog (kun abi akig :D). If he/she wants to earn from adsense why not take more efforts to get more traffic in your blog and not to give threat to others just to get clicks.

So to all my illegal blogger friends, supervisors, manager, classmates, friends, ladies and gentlemen, good morning este, if my adsense account get banned, you know what it means, its PAYBACK time.

Note: Pls. don't forget to take note the blog, just for reference.  :D

What could be one of the most embarassing thing to happen to a male supestar is being kissed by a male fan, or let say a 'stolen kissed' infront of a hundred of crowds and definitely infront of camera.

But for Rafael Nadal - a tennis superstar, its not a big deal, infact he loved being kissed by a guy.

Below is a video of Nadal being kissed by a crazy fan guy who managed to get onto the US Open court with out being noticed by the US Open security until he was able to kissed his night and shining armour in the open court.

A very sweet guy, lol.

Watch Guy Dupuy as he did the unbelievable and definitely newest dunk in town - the an off-the-bounce, over someone standing, between the legs dunk. Have you ever seen someone did this dunk?

Wheewww... I couldn't remember someone in the NBA did that. Of all the dunks i've ever seen this could be the most sickening and ridiculous.

Well, anyway if you don't know Guy Dupuy, he is London's Midnight Madness, amateur dunk champion and already did some ridiculous dunks.

I wonder when I can do the same dunk he did but if ever I can do that someday I will make it more stunning and ridiculous.

Maybe an off-the-bounce, 720, over someone standing, between the legs, windmill, fade away dunk :D .

Well, in Space Jam anything is possible!

Guess what, "My Way" is not the only song to be avoided in karaoke bars or sing a long bars today but also beware of Wonder Girls dance hit "Nobody".

If you don't get what I'm talking about here is a scanned images from unidentified newspaper that I found in one of my friends blog.

The headline says a man was killed by four men because he didn't know 'Nobody'. (sorry i'm very poor in translating tagalog in english :D).

So think twice not just once before singing Nobody of Wonder Girls. But if you really can't avoid singing it be sure you know how to sing or dance it just like the guy in the video below





or else - get killed and start dancing and singing Nobody six feet below the ground.